Press Conference: Burning in Hell Contributes to Global Warming

November 1, 2007

Deadlines caused PRNewser to miss the ferry over the Styx today for an important press conference in Hell. The Devil sent his spokesdemon to deliver an apology for his role in global warming, and offer to sell back souls for a meager $6.66. We hoped to ask our questions via videolink, though like that press conference last week, it was a “listen only”.

We intend to follow up with fair and balanced reporting. We heard from another important spokesperson last week about the health benefits of climate change.

Sign up for the Hellish campaign at ReSould.com.

Happy Halloween.

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One Response to “Press Conference: Burning in Hell Contributes to Global Warming”

  1. Bob Says:

    I went to resould.com and found it to be not only a unique idea for gifts, but you actually VOTE for your favorite global warming charity for, it looks like, a pretty good bite of the money. I was fairly impressed. Thanks for bringing it up Jason.


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